That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
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I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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