He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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