the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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