office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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