forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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