I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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