It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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