i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks