Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I need help removing her.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
that may or may not have been my penis.
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