Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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