Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He did a backflip because drugs
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