There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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