Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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