Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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