bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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