nut hugger
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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