Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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