I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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