Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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