I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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