did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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