are you still at the devil's house?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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