there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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