Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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