Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
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He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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