He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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