And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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