just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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