sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Damn victory sex feels great
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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