using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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