Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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