i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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