I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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