so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He did a backflip because drugs
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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