so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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