Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I will die if light touches me.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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