Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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