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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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