i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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