Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Your penis caused this!
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