Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Randomize
