I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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