ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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