Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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