i just wanna soil my oats bro
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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