is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
