You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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