found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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