i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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