I can't watch pbs sober anymore
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
