Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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