What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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