So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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